The Hilarious Life of Parasitism

I was so unlucky that I died tragically due to diarrhea and was reborn as a parasite at home... Now that I'm reborn, can I gain very nb abilities? "No, you didn't!" "Then do I have very powerful skills?" "No, you didn't!" "Then what can I do?" "You can be a parasite~~~~hehe!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.