The Universal Card Machine of Another World

They say luck can't be changed without spending money, and fate can't be changed without paying up. After dying, the protagonist is given a new life, along with an all-purpose "card-drawing machine."

Whenever we hear about drawing cards, we think of all those songs that make our hearts ache. Some people work hard their whole lives and get nowhere, while others are born under a lucky star and soar to success like the favored children of the heavens, blessed with European blood. People like that are usually sacrificed to the heavens, offered up to the legendary gods to improve our card-drawing and drop rates.

But a moment can't change a lifetime. The aura of bad luck has already seeped into our souls. Unless the gods take pity on us and transform us into lucky Europeans, we'll always be nothing but unlucky souls. So, is the protagonist unlucky or lucky? Stay tuned! How hilarious!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.