Li Rui was very satisfied with his life.
He spent his days playing games and watching TV, and before he knew it, the day was over.
As for work? Don't make me laugh. He'd never work in this lifetime.
He could get by just collecting rent every month.
The only thing he wasn't happy about was that after years of staying at home, he'd become fat at a young age.
But gradually, Li Rui realized that something seemed off about the world he lived in.
The heroines from various movies and TV dramas had become his tenants!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
What's good about playing with women is playing with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease it with your breasts. When the angry snake bites it, the snake can't chew, it can only swallow hard. When the snake bites, it also wants to strangle its opponent. The body of a cold-blooded animal tightly wraps around the vagina, cold on the outside and hot on the inside. The snake's scales keep rubbing, spitting out venom from time to time, that moist, the feeling is like two heavens of ice and fire, extremely tight, how can it be described as "shuang"?
A kick was kicked on the author's briefs, and the balls split immediately. The hair on the 6cm bird was helpless. ? After 10 seconds, the author died nine times, with an average figure of 8 precepts, and bleeding from 7 holes. The 6 cm bird was 4/5 shorter. I laughed 3 times and without saying anything, he kicked me again.
Many women think that we men look at women's breasts lustfully, but this is not the case, because we only survived because of her when we were born, so we men look at women's breasts with a grateful heart. The man complained: "If you continue to plow like this, sooner or later I, an old scalper, will die from exhaustion on your barren land!" The woman replied contemptuously: "Don't make excuses, are you going to plow or not? If not, I can go outside and call a seeder!"
The biggest failure is that there is a system... Can you still be called a salted fish if you keep publishing tasks? Isn't this a slap in the face?
Author, do you call this salted fish? I was so angry that I wanted to write a book myself!!
Remove the house, remove the car, remove the woman, remove the system, and what remains is the author himself
I have gone through untold hardships, overcame many difficulties, devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than 30 years, and finally gained a glimpse of the way of heaven and formed the golden elixir! Entering the coveted golden elixir avenue! Why do you want to destroy my dantian and shatter my golden elixir! "Pah! The little nurse next to me patted me and said, "Isn't it just a gallstone? As for that? In the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor, there is a girl with extraordinary beauty who became a Nascent Soul at the age of 16! Why don't you let us take it as usual? So there are several distraction periods in the mental hospital next door, there is an out-of-body state in the underground morgue, and there are two integration periods in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just survived the thunder tribulation.
When I saw the chapter about selling a house, I didn't want to read it anymore. I had to sell a house in one of my buildings because I had to complete the so-called tasks of the ** system. Hey, forget it, let's not talk about it anymore.
A game as good as League of Legends is only worth 40% of the shares. I wonder if the author is stupid.
Are you planning to become a eunuch? Doesn't your eunuch's conscience hurt? Are you sorry for me?