I! Universal Peace Ambassador

Wherever there are people, there is war, and wherever there is war, there is me. I am the ambassador of universal peace, and I will start by overthrowing the United States. I am an example of fighting violence with violence. If any country or planet has any doubts, please keep it. Peace is not just talk. When alien creatures invade, it is not the American overlord who stands up, but me! When foreign civilizations entered the earth, I was the one who kept them out. I am the hope of the people in the war. My assets cannot be seen, but I bring hope to the people in the war all the time. May there be peace in the world and peace in the universe. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.