I Accidentally Became Number One in the World

Sober, I command all under heaven; drunk, I recline on beauties' knees.

Snow flies across the sky as I shoot the white deer; laughing, I write of the divine heroes, leaning on the green mandarin ducks. A martial arts dream of Jin, Gu, Huang, and Liang.

On Peach Blossom Island, Guo Jing asked, "Brother, why would you do this?"

Bai Xi: "I'm here to steal the bride."

At the Quanzhen Sect on Mount Zhongnan, Yin Zhiping asked, "Why did you castrate me?"

Bai Xi: "The Dragon Knight has to die."

At the Ancient Tomb Sect, Yang Guo asked, "Why are you stealing my aunt?"

Bai Xi: "To stop you from committing incest, I'll take care of Xiao Longnu myself."

At Lu Family Manor, Lu Zhanyuan cried, "Bai Xi, give me back Mochou! Give me back Yuanyu!"

Bai Xi: "A scumbag doesn't deserve love."

Zhang Wuji of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber and Xuzhu of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils both roared at Bai Xi: "Bai Xi, why did you steal our secret manuals, take our fortunes, and snatch all our girls?"

Duan Yu seethed with resentment: "You've got it easy. He didn't just steal my secret manuals, take my fortunes, and snatch all my girls. Why did he even go after all my aunts and my mother?"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.