I Don't Want to Go to School Even If I Die

Deng Chen, the strongest scumbag in history, activated the super scumbag system! System functions: 1. There is no need to study, bad learners can directly import knowledge into their brains! 2. If you understand the formula of universal gravitation, you will be able to acquire the skill of enhancing the gravitational attraction towards girls! 3. By mastering the wave function, you can detect a girl's emotional aura! 4. After learning the quantum uncertainty principle, you can sense the best time to confess to a girl! 5. Master Newtonian mechanics, and your abilities will be infinite! 6. By understanding probability, you can acquire the skills to win every bet! ........ "Get out! I can't learn even if I die!" Deng Chen said while turning out the book that had already been covered with dust! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.