Apprentice, Quickly Save Me as a Teacher

This girl, I think your heaven is full and suitable for cultivation. How about being my disciple? No, I only accept men, not women... This... This beast brother, I think you are full of fat, suitable for braised pork... Cough, suitable for cultivation, how about you become my disciple? Brother, I see you have black eyes, is that not good? How about being my apprentice and letting you take one for a thousand? Hey, hey, don't go, wait until I finish... This is a story about being forced to take someone as a disciple... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.