This Berserker Is a Little Too Wild

"Bao, Bao! What exactly is that thing you're holding?"

"I gathered the essence of the sun and moon and spent a hundred years! I... *retch*... poured my heart and soul into making it!"

"It's called the Ancient Desolation Masturbation Manual!"

"Aah! Aah! Aah! My eyes!"

"I... I told you not to flip through it! Huh?"

"Before using the Ancient Desolation Masturbation Manual, you have to recite the spell I painstakingly refined over eighty-one days!"

"The Ancient Desolation Masturbation Manual is my father!"

"Only then can you use it!"

"If you open it recklessly, you'll suffer a terrible backlash. At best, you'll get banned from DNF for twenty years. At worst, it'll affect your real life."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.