"Wu Song, you scoundrel! How dare you seduce your sister-in-law?"
"Dalong, your younger brother-in-law actually did that to me... Wuwu..."
"Wu Dalang is this county's constable! He's the one who killed the tiger on Jingyang Ridge with his bare hands!"
"That scoundrel Wu Song hangs around with those bandits from Liangshan Marsh. He's really put Dalang through hell!"
"Tsk, tsk. Wu Dalang is a handsome and charming man in this county, and you call him ugly? Are you f***ing blind?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
