"Do you know how Patriarch Hongjun died?"
"Didn't he become a sage and descend into the mortal world to experience life in various planes? How did he end up dead?"
"Nonsense!"
"Well, that's strange! So how did he die?"
"Someone sprayed him to death with pesticide!"
"You mean the Pesticide Great Sage?"
"That's right. But the one who died the most miserably was Dingguang Xian!"
"That big-eared rabbit! Didn't pesticide kill him too?!"
"Oh, give me a break! Killed by poison? Compared to Patriarch Hongjun, Dingguang Xian, the big-eared rabbit, died in far more horrific fashion. It wasn't dignified at all."
"How did he die? I feel like I don't know anything!"
"Shh... Keep your voice down. I wouldn't tell just anyone. They say Dingguang Xian, the big-eared rabbit, got sprayed right in the face with urine by the Pesticide Great Sage!"
"Is urine poisonous?"
"Urine isn't poisonous! Dingguang Xian, the big-eared rabbit, thought he had been sprayed with pesticide..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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