Yu Xian has a knack for attracting Systems, and they pester him every day.
The Spiritual Qi Revival System, the Journey to the West and Primordial Chaos System, the Evolution System, the Universal Synthesis System, the Human-Playing-Ghosts System, the God-Tier Choice System, and many others.
Every System has come knocking, but Yu Xian has rejected them all.
He has no desire to be the protagonist of some System novel. His greatest dreams are to sleep, eat, and play games.
That is, until he is forcibly bound to the "Do-As-You-Please System" by the president of the System Guild, a fighter among Systems who can crush every other System.
"Ding! The System has finally found the most badass Host in the universe. The Host's badass level perfectly matches the System's. The System is so excited! Please accept the most badass System as well."
Yu Xian: "No. Get lost!"
System: "…"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
From the introduction, I can tell that I am not interested in reading the hundreds of chapters of the novel you wrote.