My Zoo Is Invincible!

I have a zoo. I also have a system. After the system and the zoo interacted, I discovered that the zoo is invincible! Have you ever seen a cat that can write novels? There is one in my zoo, and there is more than one! Have you ever seen a monkey that can do Drunken Boxing? I have it at the zoo! Have you ever seen a golden pheasant with seven stars on its feet? I also have one in my zoo... This zoo cannot be offended, this zoo is invincible! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.