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One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Anyone who doesn't reply after reading it is anthropomorphic.

Really, why are you always scolding Kunkun? She is a girl after all, so of course we have to be humble and accommodating to her. Don't talk about her makeup, it's natural for girls to love beauty. The only person who didn't reply after reading it was Cai Xukun.

I just went to eat hot pot and saw a reminder on the wall of the hot pot restaurant that the sheep are raised by oneself, the vegetables are grown by oneself and the oil is squeezed by oneself, reminding customers to use it with confidence. When I paid the bill, I quietly told the boss that I printed the money myself, so please feel free to use it. The boss chased me for several streets and failed to catch up. It's really interesting. I grew my own legs. I can run wherever I want. Stranger, if you laugh, then I wish you all the best in 2019.

You said I was stupid, so I reflected on it, reorganized the outline, and advanced the plot a bit. From now on, in the following chapters, if someone calls me stupid, I will cut off my head and give it to him.

Hello everyone, I am the president of the system guild. I am now taking out 200 systems for free activities. As long as you reply 1, you will have a chance to get a system, become the protagonist, and reach the pinnacle of life. There is only one protagonist among a million people, first come first served

I saw him kissing Cai Xukun without comment, the kind of thing where his hair is stretched and his anus is exposed

I am a corpse fisherman from the Yellow River. There is a taboo in our circle that we cannot fish out drowned corpses wearing overalls. Especially the kind that has been dead for two and a half years is the most evil. It is very scary to sing and dance after 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. If you carry this kind of corpse, it will be bad luck. We call this - avoid drowning and carry bad luck. One day, Xiaoji and a group of people went to the cave and found a corpse in the cave, so they carried it out with others. After returning home, everyone else was dead. Grandpa asked, "Have you carried Ji?" Xiao Ji shook his head. At this time, Xiaoji's body turned green, and Grandpa said: "No, it's a green corpse cold warning!"

Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but what should we do if the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step? Commander: Brothers, if you don't have any bullets, let's fight with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. Soldier: The battle is over. Most of the female soldiers were raped, a few were fertilized and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured. His name is Chicken. You are so beautiful. He is the one who saw it without comment.

Hello everyone, I am the president of the Goddess Guild. Now our guild has given out a thousand beauties for activities. Just reply 1 below this comment and you will have a chance to get one of the beauties sent by the guild. First come first served.

The entire novel is supported from beginning to end by the stars and directors in "The Longing for Life" who constantly seek death and are on the road to death. To be honest, from the perspective of the male protagonist, the more I watch, the more annoying I am. Saving such a bunch of people who only cause trouble and seek death is all in vain. The more I watch now, the more I feel that it is better to just die.