Back to Field: The Paper Effigy Maker

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Anyone who doesn't reply after reading it is anthropomorphic.

Why do you want to blackmail my Kunkun? He has no testicles.

Driving corpses, catching ghosts, practicing martial arts, cultivating Taoism, cultivating Gu, and making paper are all done.

Qin Mo frowned and looked around, "Village chief, is there a seven-year-old boy in the village?" "Master Qin asked what this is for? There must be something there!" "Prepare a pound.

??? How interesting! Is it fun to troll Cai Xukun every day? ?????? You just don't understand anything and you're still pretending Kun composes and composes his own songs, can you trolls do that? OK? No, get out! Also, Kunkun sending a lawyer's letter is legitimate protection, isn't it? This is justice! You trolls are uneducated and still go around making trouble. What's this? This is simply embarrassing! Even if Kunkun is not good at basketball, he can still be on TV shows. It's very nice! That's great! You trolls can only blindly troll and troll on your mobile phones. ?????? Really disgusting! Kunkun has fair and tender skin, red lips, big eyes, and a pretty nose. Kunkun is awesome! If you dare to criticize Kunkun again, I will never forgive you. If you have any idea, read this passage from bottom to top.

I don't think of your kindness, it wasted, blown away by the fragrance of the garden, but fell. I would have doubted two tears, stained the green hills in the evening, and returned to despair after a drink of praise. The clouds were sinking with laughter, and they all sang at their own convenience. It was the day when the flowers danced, Caicheng was full of beauty. The flowers fell, and Xu Nong sat on the path with sadness. The fate of heaven has passed, now and then.

The author is too extreme. It's normal to trample on people. It's a plot point in every novel. Is it to give the protagonist a position? What do you want to show by killing people directly? Is the protagonist awesome?

Complete, Xiangxi categories are complete: driving corpses, refining gu, and tying paper

Nani, Cai Xukong has raised his braids.

Sorry, I'm not interested in novels like Yearning for Life. Apart from Licking or Adding, I don't know who the celebrity you are talking about is.