I Am the Father of All Weird Stories

Intruders from the unknown darkness disguise themselves as urban ghost stories one after another, lurking in the human world. Under the dim sky, a ferocious butcher with a face made of minced meat was dragged through the gray streets with a long dark red knife covered with minced meat... The rice man in the wilderness showed his sharp fangs and observed the prey with his dark red eyes... There was also the immortal monster Freddy who once appeared in human dreams... And the God of Death who created all kinds of accidents to harvest life... The indescribable thing shouting weird syllables under the abyss... Yan Geng, who had traveled through time, looked at the monster trembling under his feet and shouting "Daddy, daddy, don't kill me", with black question marks on his face. "Call daddy? Do you think calling daddy won't kill you?" "Don't run away if you dare. Let's see if I catch you and beat you to death!" This is a story about punching a monster in a nursing home and kicking a scary kindergarten. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.