I Have a Time Machine

Lin Chen is an ordinary young scientist from the future. He takes a time machine back to 2019, but an unexpected accident turns out to be a blessing in disguise, granting him a magical System.

Lin Chen: "Have you taken a look at your greasy self? You're all cheeks and a pointy mouth. Your mom would be mortified if she saw you looking like that. Five thousand years of Chinese traditional virtues have gone down the drain because of you. Do you know why humanity wants to move to Mars? It's TMD so we don't have to see you..."

System: "Host insulted someone once and received one bottle of beginner-grade combat essence oil."

Lin Chen: "Your looks are certainly creative, and it takes real courage to live with them. Being ugly isn't your fault, but scaring people by going out in public is your biggest mistake..."

Lin Chen added: "You're so shameless and heartless, you must weigh practically nothing, right? Should I call you **, or say you've never seen the world...?"

System: "Host insulted someone again and received a beginner-grade physique."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.