Before an invading otherworld was due to destroy the planet Xu Fei lived on by crashing a comet into it, he bound himself to a System that made him stronger whenever he wrote books. From then on, he had beautiful women, money, all kinds of martial arts and cultivation techniques, divine weapons, pills, and more at his disposal. He would lead the people of his world into battle against the otherworld!
Congratulations, Host. You have received one tube of intoxicating incense. Used at close range, it can make a person pass out for half an hour.
Xu Fei: "..."
"System, I didn't know you were like this. But are you sure this is a good idea?"
System: "Sorry, Host. Rewards are random. This was not the System's intention."
Xu Fei rolled his eyes. Yeah, right. You old schemer, you're a real piece of work...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Silly, don't keep doing this, okay? Even if you need to make a routine, you should write a few more pictures to make the routine better. Every time I see this kind of plot where the protagonist just gets the ability and pretends to be cool, it's really fucking annoying. After getting medical skills, someone immediately got into a car accident, and he was a high-ranking official. After acquiring martial arts skills, he immediately becomes a hero and saves a beautiful girl. This routine is already commonplace, okay?
Don't mess with those useless things. If you are not satisfied, come to me. I live in the ** room of Building 2, Fandou Garden, Fandou Street. My father's name is Hu Yingjun, my mother's name is Zhang Xiaoli, and my name is Hu Tutu.
Let's see when we start giving things to lick grandpa
I read the first chapter and it means that you, the author, succeeded in poisoning me???