Taoist Priest Is Fine

You ask me how a Taoist priest can play online games? Why do you look down on Taoist priests? Just you, the sword in your hand is a real one hanging in my room! Do you want to touch it? I have memorized the skills you learned when I was six years old! I asked you to fight with your hands. Do you want to imitate Zhao Benshan? Tell me, besides being my disciple, what else can you do? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.