My Dao Companion Is from Earth

"I have gone through untold hardships, overcame many difficulties, and devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than 30 years. Finally, I glimpsed the way of heaven and formed the golden elixir! I have entered the golden elixir avenue I dreamed of! Why do you want to destroy my elixir field and shatter my golden elixir!" Bang! The little nurse next to me patted me and said, "It's just a gallstone! What's the matter? In the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor, there is a girl with extraordinary beauty, who became a Nascent Soul at the age of 16! Why don't you let us get it! Then there are several distraction periods in the mental hospital next door, there are people in the out-of-body state in the underground morgue, and there are two people in the combined stage in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just passed the thunder tribulation.

Isn't it okay to write about mythology? Do you think Shinhwa is not as good as ruthless people? I'm not talking about ancient times, but myths. The one who was capped by Daluo Jinxian. Ruthless is just made up by a current author. No one may remember her for more than ten years at most. The myth has been passed down from ancient times, and no one will forget it in another thousand years. Every time I see other people brazenly bragging about Ruthless, saying that myths are simply not as good as her, I am curious. Is it more important to pass down the word of mouth from the ancestors, or is it this kind of mindless nonsense?

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why the divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.

I have been a prostitute all my life, and from now on I am just a passerby. If God does not give birth to me, Li xx, my prostitution will last forever like a long night. The road to prostitution is long, Li goes first

The protagonist has just traveled to a different world and doesn't understand anything, so he just makes fun of him. Instead of the protagonist's halo, the tomb* is already three meters high.

I laughed. Isn't this mentality of pig's feet particularly perverted? Come on, any one will be beaten to a disability. Wouldn't it be nice to have a good time? Real**. I was poisoned to death if I didn't see 10 pictures. Really stupid author. I can't help but spit out the fragrance. I thought my outlook on things was wrong. It turns out that the author's three views are incorrect. Just a few words to mock you. You cripple people. Real. Just don't mention wearing shoes at the back, okay? Writing it myself before would have poisoned me. If you didn't want to waste my saliva, I would spray you to death. Max you out. **. I originally read this introduction. I think it shouldn't be a big problem. As soon as you come in, treat me. Terrified. I can't figure out what the talent is. I think this author did this. The protagonist was beaten to death by the dean at the beginning, right? Anyway, he's just a loser.

I claim to be invulnerable to all poisons, but the poison comes from here. What a shame!!

If people in the future see chapter 200, they should stop reading. Someone else will write it later.

It's highly toxic and super readable. It feels like the pretentious and slap-in-the-face novel from many years ago has been transported back in time.

What I hate most is that when you pretend to be awesome, others still look down on you. Just like in the first few chapters, you are so awesome, but in the end no one looks up to you. In the end, you are still a waste, pretending to be a useless dick.