My System Is a Total Scam

Lu Yunqing gets into a car accident and unexpectedly acquires a System, only to discover that the System is a total scam.

It looks down on Lu Yunqing and gives him an insomniac constitution, just so he can never sleep.

What does it mean to be a scam?

Just when he gets excited, it shoots him down.

"Can you make me fly through the skies and burrow through the earth, give me legendary cultivation manuals, and let me stand atop the world?"

"Yes."

"Hahahaha! I knew you were the best. Come on, give me those legendary manuals!"

"But why should I give them to you?"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.