Journey to the West: Super Technology

Sun Wukong: God, it's not good! That old bald donkey Tathagata wants to crush me with the mountain again! Zhao Lingtian: Hot chicken! Take advantage of my Italian cannon! Shoot me! Fire! Fire! Taishang Laojun: The nine-turn golden elixir refined in my alchemy furnace can be used by mortals to become immortals, and by gods, it will increase their power for a thousand years! Zhao Lingtian: It's fake. My compound nine-turn amoxicillin will make a mortal become a Daluo god after taking it! Zhu Bajie: Sun Wukong's monkey is cheating again and runs away on a somersault cloud! Zhao Lingtian: Don't be afraid! I have a Cao Cao brand spaceship here, saying Cao Cao Cao Cao is here! King Dujiao Si: I was wrong. I won't trap anyone anymore. Give me back the diamond! Laojun will take my skin off! Zhao Lingtian: My magnetic black hole is not made of dough! See how technology genius Zhao Lingtian uses super technology to rewrite Journey to the West! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.