A Song of Ice and Fire: the Savages Are King

Giants are our warriors Ice wolf is our pet Mammoth is our knight The wizard is our leader When we cross the Great Wall of Despair, the whole world will tremble—— The northern lands will be our pasture The southern kingdoms will be our acres The summer sea will be our bath Valyria will be our workshop This is the story of a savage who is king and will never be a slave. "While the princes and nobles of Westeros are still playing the game of thrones, from Westeros and Sothoros, from the Sunset Sea to the Summer Sea, from the Iron Island to the Stepstone Islands, from Winterfell to the Red Keep of King's Landing, an Iron Curtain has fallen across the world. It's time for people all over the world to unite to resist the evil forces from beyond the Great Wall, for the sake of our civilization and our beliefs..." - The Iron Curtain Speech by the Mother of Dragons... "Haha! Come, let's kill the dragon to celebrate... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.