I Am the King in the White House

Kill Trump and I will be the President of the United States! Drinking red wine and humming songs, playing golf with James Cameron, Tim Cook, Taylor Swift and others, while tweeting: The US New Deal will be released on Twitter later. It's illegal not to like the president's tweets. It's illegal not to retweet the president… Looking at Cook over there who made a hole-in-one, I added another one: It's illegal to buy and use an Apple phone… PS: This story is dramatic and exaggerated. Those who are sure to dig into it may feel uncomfortable. Please proceed with caution... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.