Making Waves in Journey to the West

Reborn in Journey to the West, my guiding principle is to stir up trouble. The more I court death, the stronger I become.

Zhuo Shi looked at the old man's mount and smacked his lips. "Venerable Taiqing, how about some spicy boiled beef?"

He lifted Nuwa's skirt and muttered to himself, "Stories are all lies. Where's the snake tail they promised?"

"Sister Chang'e, I have an automatic carrot here. Want one?"

"You, the fat guy with bumps all over your head. Yes, you. Damn you, you're laughing too?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.