Journey to the West: I Became the Jade Rabbit

Jade Emperor, your way of selecting immortals won't do. You need to include three years of college entrance exam questions and five years of practice tests. Get the answers right and ascend; fail, and get struck by lightning!

Gou Chen, you're going to have to take the blame for the calamity of Journey to the West. If you could help me promote my book, On the Self-Cultivation of Demons, would the demon race be such a mess?

Tathagata, don't leave! We never finished discussing my idea for Buddha Is the Dao last time. I plan to write a history of the tall tales behind Buddha Is the Dao with you!

Fairy Chang'e, um, I'm a male rabbit, after all. Could you be considerate of a rabbit's feelings and not start stripping me the moment you see me? Ah, I mean, my fur... I transmigrated into the primordial world and awoke during the immeasurable calamity of Journey to the West. Fortunately, my soul was immortal. I sealed away calamities upon calamities, was reborn in another body, and became a Jade Rabbit. I carry the Great Dao's violet qi within me and keep nine years of education in my heart. My seniority rivals Hongjun's, and my supernatural powers surpass Luohou's. As the Rabbit Lord, I'll unite the countless immortals and build a beautiful, harmonious Three Realms!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.