How Awesome! Start by Making a Fool of Yourself

Reporter of Time Magazine: Mr. Miyazawa, there are rumors in the world that you are the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, the head of the Chuma Sect, the great uncle of the Quanzhen Sect, the honorary president of the Xiangxi Corpse Exorcism Association, and the spokesman for Miao witchcraft. Are these true? Miyazawa: "Of course it's all true, but the information you got should be last year's information. This year I have another title, chief adviser to the White House." Miyazawa: "I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn't allow it!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.