I! Issuing Fines Around the World

I! Chu Xuan. As a dedicated student of the Torah, one day and one night I was given a system. Since then, I have been writing tickets. "Fighting anywhere?" "Penalty: 1,000 yuan in money." The fluffy black ticket fell. Chu Xuan looked at the angry couple and said with a smile: "Having sex anywhere is uncivilized behavior. Don't do it again, otherwise the crime will be increased." "Child trafficking?" "According to the law, you are sentenced to death and will be executed at twelve o'clock in the morning." "What law? Who are you?" "That's not important. What's important is that you can explain your funeral arrangements to your relatives while you still have some time." "A U. S. Aircraft carrier entered other countries' waters without authorization?" "According to international conventions, your aircraft carrier is temporarily detained for, um... A hundred years." "Protest? Please find me first." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.