What Would Happen If the Magician Turned into a Lolita?

To be honest, this seems a bit nonsense. My name is Wu Di. Although I am a respected great magician, I have a heart for practicing swordsmanship! It's a pity that because I am a man, I am destined not to practice, but that person, my grandfather! He turned me into a twelve-year-old loli one night when he got me drunk, and then. . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.