Salted Fish Wandering in the Second Dimension

Originally I just wanted to be a quiet salted fish Unexpectedly, this salted fish swam to the second dimension Now that I'm here, I want to come and leave like a salty fish. Shrimp? Have I become Donghuang Taiyi? What? My king, you want me, the dignified Lord Donghuang, to be your chef. Um, can you wipe your saliva while talking? What, master, you want to accept me as your disciple, no, no, I am your master, come and warm my bed tonight ... This is the story of a salted fish living a shameless life in the second dimension. Our slogan is, I came, I saw, I conquered, wherever I point my finger, it is where my Crystal Palace is. Different world, different legend... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.