I Start a Revolution in One Piece

Discovering Confucius said: "What is sex? Take off his clothes and untie his trousers, touch his breasts, kiss his yin, lift the yang into the yin, advance four points, retreat three points, repeat, seven points water and three flying tides, it is so refreshing."

Why did the Qinglong Yanyue Knife become a fruit knife? Why is the center parted by the nine-tooth rake so beautiful? It is said that the missing corner of the imperial seal was caused by smashing walnuts? Who can actually roll out dumpling wrappers with a golden cudgel? Why did Zhang Fei cry and complain that his snake spear was taken away to knit a sweater? Please pay attention to the eight o'clock walk into the department