I Help Ghosts in the City

Helping little ghosts who are squatting on the toilet by bringing them toilet paper;

Helping elderly ghosts cross the street;

Giving up my seat for ghosts who are young, old, sick, or disabled.

No big deal. That's what you get for enjoying helping ghosts!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.