I'm Really Not a Poisonous Milk

"Teacher, today is your fiftieth birthday. I wish you blessings like the East China Sea, longevity as long as the Southern Mountains, and a long life!" Li Tianyu said, draining the wine in his glass in one gulp. The head teacher laughed, drank a glass of wine, and died on the spot of a heart attack. "Teacher, although the teacher is no longer here, you still have to pay attention to your health. You will still have a long life in the future!" A few minutes later, the teacher's wife went out on her electric bicycle. She was in a trance. She accidentally had a car accident and died on the spot. "This stock belongs to Penguin Company. Trust me, you won't lose money if you buy it!" The next day, Penguin Company declared bankruptcy and its boss committed suicide by jumping off the building. "Hey, let me tell you..." "Stop talking, poisonous milk!" Li Tianyu looked innocent and said that what he told was the truth and that he was really not a poisonous woman! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.