In a dream, I accidentally took the five-tailed spirit fox's first time. Sorry, I didn't mean to!
Nie Xiaoqian calls me her husband. Does that mean I should call her my wife?
The Black and White Guardians of Death dare to act tough with me? I'll smack you right in the mouth with a brick!
What ghosts and monsters? What demons and fiends? I stand atop a mausoleum, with ghostly winds and evil spirits sweeping past my feet, countless celestial soldiers and generals lying dead across the land, and thousands upon thousands of souls singing and worshipping me. I raise my arm and cry, "From this day on, the Underworld belongs to the Ye family. If anyone dares object, I've got a brick right here."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
