Hogwarts on the Tip of Your Tongue

Dumbledore: Starting next year, all owls delivering letters will be labeled highly poisonous and not edible! Sprout: Oh, my God, let go of that poor Mandela, you're squeezing it to death. Mag: Once again, the transfiguration spell cannot produce food, so please don't drool at the desk. Flitwick: Food magic is your Hufflepuff specialty. I teach serious magic. Snape: Miss Elena, if you are ever caught cooking hotpot in a cauldron during Potions class again, I will put you in solitary confinement. Hagrid: Merlin's beard, give those poor little animals in the Forbidden Forest a way to survive. … Elena Kaslana: Look, the basilisk seems to be suffering from heat stroke, and the three-headed dog also seems to be suffering from depression. How about... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.