Marvel's Great Swordsman

Have you ever seen a machete? Have you ever seen a forty-meter-long sword? I'll let you run thirty-nine point nine meters first! Tony Stark: "If he cuts it with one blow, my armor will turn into scrap metal!" Captain America Steve: "His knife can cut through anything, but my shield can't hold it!" Spider-Man Peter: "Oh my gosh, I can't even swing around without him!" Thor: "Damn it! His knife is actually heavier than my hammer. This is unscientific!" Great Odin of Asgard: "I leave my daughter to you!" Dark Dormammu: "Damn it, how many times are you going to cut me!" Purple Sweet Potato Demon Thanos: "My fingers are already so hungry and thirsty!" Li Jianren: "Snap your fingers? It's impossible to snap your fingers! You can only pick up girls! Kill the fool like this! Let's maintain a living!" My broadsword is already thirsty! Gwen! Polaris! Jean Grey! ... Beauty, come to the bowl! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.