You're the ultimate couch potato, with no big dreams. But one day, the timeline of your world changes, and you gain your own golden finger, called the Heroic Spirit System.
This System lets you form Heroic Spirit contracts with female ghosts, turning them into your Heroic Spirits and granting each one a special ability. As their master, you gain that ability too. Every time you successfully make a contract, the System gives you a big gift pack, which may contain abilities, extra lifespan, special items, and more.
You've become the male lead in a story you can tell is a harem novel just by looking at its title.
Ruling the world while wide awake may be out of the question, but getting drunk and lying in the laps of beautiful ghosts is a sure thing.
The world's kings of swagger compete like ships racing down a river, but all you want is a quiet life.
But your name is Xia Lang, Xia Lang of the reckless, damn-well-wild variety!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
There is no eunuch. From now on, I will update at least 10,000 words every day. Please give me some flowers and comments.
... Friend, what the hell is the Heroic Spirit of Thunder? How about Nicholas Tesla?
Keep writing, don't be a eunuch