I'm Just Sending a Status Message

Introduction: "God, I just posted a status. Is it necessary to let me die?" I really died more unjustly than Dou E. Author's words: "Facts have proved that if you don't do it, you will die, if you don't do it, you will not take it." "I am dead. If you need anything, please burn the paper." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.