Harry: Boss, Voldemort is coming!
Yun Hu: Tell him to get lost. He's interrupting my tree planting!
Hermione: Yun Hu, come study magic!
Yun Hu: Sweetheart, wait. I have to finish planting these trees first!
Ron: Boss, I've watered that plot over there. You can count on me.
Yun Hu: Good work. Come over and water these saplings too!
Dumbledore: Yun Hu, would you like to attend Hogwarts? We have...
Yun Hu: Sure, sure! The Forbidden Forest is mine.
Dumbledore: What?!
Yun Hu: So I can plant trees!
Dumbledore: Why come here to plant trees?
Yun Hu: You want to know my goal?
I want to train a new generation, take control of the Wizarding World, and lead the trends of a new era.
Then I'll get the whole world planting trees for me!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
