Could You Please Give Me Some Advice, Kirito?

I traveled through time and became Grandpa Tong, facing the road ahead. Fortunately, I got a thing called Dimensional Chat Station. I said, Minister, do you think I am an anime character? A certain minister: Yes, you, the passerby heroine next door and the Huang Man teacher next door are the same CV Matsuoka Zhencheng. A character from a certain world: Matsuoka, who is known as the only god in the voice actor world? I never expected to meet the Kirito he was paired with! Kirito: But I'm not from Sword Art Online! By the way, Asuna likes swords. What does that have to do with me? Yinglili: That makes sense! Yamada Fairy: I didn't expect to meet Kirito from Dengeki Bunko! This is the guy who put my novel down. Senior Sister: The world I live in is not a passerby heroine, but a passerby heroine side story. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.