'Am I a Jelly?

Deep in the dark cave, I don't know how long it took a minute or an hour to gradually brighten a spot of white light somewhere, slowly forming a light that could blind a dog's eyes. I don't know how long it took for the light to gradually dissipate, and his/her/its face was slowly revealed... Shocked, the jelly turned into semen. What exactly is it, you guess. Hee hee hee This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.