"Hey, handsome, take my picture! Take mine!"
"Get lost, or I'll tear you apart! Kid, take my picture first!"
Ghostly figures crowded around Li Le. Their green faces and sharp fangs made it obvious they weren't human, and they cursed and shoved one another as they jostled for position.
"Line up. Have you got no manners? One at a time. Otherwise, I'll take a group photo and send you off to be reborn as pigs. That way, you'll have lots of brothers and sisters."
Li Le sat on the sofa, enjoying a massage from the little female ghost he kept at home. He sneered as he spoke, and the ghosts immediately quieted down and formed a neat line, waiting to have their pictures taken.
"Heh heh heh~ This is great!"
Li Le woke up drooling. Beside him was only the pretty, sexy little female ghost. There were no ghosts in a crowd anywhere!
"Guess I have to go find some ghosts myself~ I'll sleep a little longer~"
He sighed helplessly, put his arm around the little female ghost, and drifted back to sleep. So cool and comfy~
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The lifespan setting is quite speechless. It says that the protagonist will have a car accident in 7 days, is it really 7 days? Can't your mind turn around?
There is no sense of mystery in the writing, and it is too dismissive of the self-generated underworld background.
You dare to write about things that are prohibited by the state. Are you afraid that you have had enough?