Naruto: The Junkyard

Soldier: Reporting, Commander, we've run out of ammunition, but the female... The troops are still pressing forward. What to do? (Commander: Brother) If you run out of bullets, fight them hand-to-hand. Make sure all the female soldiers are taken down. Until the rape ends. Soldier: Reporting to the lecherous commander, after an hour of hand-to-hand combat...

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The first day is called Dan, the second day is called Chang, the third day is called Jing, the ninth day is called Xu, the tenth day is called Zao, the sun behind closed doors is called Jian, the sun without going in is called Bai, the sun bent is called Dian, the sun softened is called Ba, the sun from top to bottom is called You, the sun from bottom to top is called Jia, the sun through is…

I have a mother who's a bit of a jerk, and I don't know if I should say this, but have you ever watched Naruto? Does it have any medicinal baths in it? You probably think you're cultivating immortality.

I really don't understand what's so appealing about Tsunade. She's so ugly, why did they have to take her in? Seriously, there isn't a single good-looking character in Naruto. They're all so weirdly ugly.

When I was halfway through the Naruto series, I started to feel disgusted by the author's values. The way the author treats some characters in Naruto is: not only do they torture and kill you, but they also steal your original partner and ruin your reputation. It really damages the viewing experience for fans.

I don't understand some of the authors on Feilu. They write about anime, but then they insist on writing about prehistoric martial arts. What's wrong with them? Can't they write about all the other anime? Don't they know how awkward it is to put the protagonist's name in these martial arts fantasy worlds? And I really can't imagine what it would be like to see two-dimensional characters in three-dimensional space.

After reading this synopsis, I'm wondering, what does this have to do with Naruto?

The weak protagonist changes worlds and cultivation methods, which I understand is useful, but how many chapters have you written and you're still spouting nonsense about Taiyi Hunyuan and Daluo Hunyuan? Does this protagonist even know how to cultivate properly? He's almost a saint; does he think all the other powerful beings are like him, incapable of discerning superior cultivation methods?

This book is amazing! I've been following it from the beginning, and it's now at 9 million words!