Three Kingdoms: Bandit Dad, Please Spare Me

Hao Yun transmigrated to the late Eastern Han dynasty and became the 14-year-old leader of a band of mountain bandits! At a moment of crisis, the Strongest Bandit System activated!

"Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. Rewards: Bai Qi's God of Slaughter inheritance, Xiang Yu's Hegemon inheritance, Han Xin's Soldier Immortal inheritance, Li Guang's Flying General inheritance, the inheritance of the Twenty-Four Meritorious Officials of Lingyan Pavilion, the inheritance of the 108 Heroes of Liangshan... You have received 1,008,006 talent attribute points!" Hearing the System's notification, Hao Yun watched as a subordinate with Li Yuanba's inheritance faced off against Lu Bu, while another, who had inherited Guan Sheng's legacy, reenacted the tale of the fake green-hat king with Guan Yu!

Hao Yun declared, "This is so awesome! I feel like I've reached the pinnacle of life. So shocking, so dazzling, so colorful!"

What? Zhang Fei's troops launched a surprise attack, and the subordinate with Li Kui's inheritance can't hold them back? No problem, I'll give him some points!

What should I do if Zhao Yun won't surrender? Easy, I'll max out his loyalty!

Diao Chan, Cai Wenji, the Qiao sisters, and Zhen Mi: not one of you is getting away!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.