Can't We Just Follow the Usual Script?!

“Shocking! A new Huashan Sect disciple offended the current Sect Leader, Yue Bu**, and was killed with a single palm strike. The reason? He didn't want to learn the Huashan Sect's secret art: embroidery.”

“A Shaolin monk flirted with an Emei disciple. The current abbot, Xuanci, declared he would marry the third-generation leader of Emei, Abbess Miejue.”

“Dongfang Bubai declared that he wanted to become a man...”

“North Qiaofeng plans to hold a martial arts tournament to find a bride at Juxian Manor. He has decided to hold the first round of interviews at the end of the year. Murong Fu declared that he must become sworn lovers with him, and made the astonishing remark: ‘Girl and girl is true love. Men and women are only for having children.’”

“...”

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