My Mobile Phone Can Cultivate Immortality

Double Eleven is coming! Chaoshu successfully bought a "Pingguo" mobile phone for one yuan on Taobao. Counterfeit goods, Taobao even defrauded me of a dollar! Pit! Chop your hands, chop your hands! As the saying goes, a loss is a blessing! Although the phone was pirated, Han Shu's WeChat account inexplicably gained more friends from then on! God of Wealth: Great Immortal, please show me your noble hand and give me a money counting machine to help me get through this difficult time! God of Cookery: Han Daxian, how to make Peking duck? Please become a disciple! Sun Wukong: Han Daxian, can I, Sun, join the queue? First, please do me a favor. Two boxes of monkey wine are on the way! Taishang Laojun: Monkey, you can't do this. Han Daxian, you'd better help me first. The elixir is not enough. I'll send you a few more boxes! Chaoshu: I'm in a bad mood today. Please come back tomorrow! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.