I Am the Six-Eared Macaque

Who wrote the swansong of the historian, the rhymeless Li Sao? Sima Qian is an eunuch! He is an eunuch! Who improved papermaking and inherited human civilization? Cai Lun is a eunuch! He is an eunuch! Who expanded the border to the northwest and took control of Youyan? Tong Guan is a eunuch! He is an eunuch! Who sets sail and spreads his country's prestige thousands of miles away? Zheng He is a eunuch! He is an eunuch! Who wrote this novel but doesn't update it? The author is a eunuch! He is an eunuch.

No matter how you say it, Liu'er is a figure from the same period as Three Thousand Zixiao Ke. You actually went to the Journey to the West period to worship Sun Wukong? The lich measures the calamity and makes the gods journey to the west? Are you crazy?

Although years have not been kept since ancient times, Nuwa has been shocked for more than two months and she is not done yet!

Passing by, burning paper, lighting incense, lighting candles, but no movement; pouring wine, paying tribute, setting off cannons, smashing monuments, but no response; digging graves, digging graves, opening restaurants, whipping corpses, and losing temper; setting up tables, drawing talismans, performing martial arts, thundering, and deceiving corpses; setting fires, burning corpses, crushing bones, raising ashes, and try again; * people, wooden swords, magic bells, chanting incantations, and moving Soul; wailing, beating the ground, leaving tears, the author burst into tears; the author was beaten to death by passers-by for causing public outrage. Pindao is helpless! The author works hard and is careful that I mail the razor blade

My wife is a six-eared lolita_(:з∠)_

Nuwa has been in shock for half a year, right?

In the wilderness, six-eared macaques. He was born after the Great Tribulation of Longhan and before Taoist Hongjun preached. Because the six-eared macaque uses its innate supernatural powers to perform tricks, Eavesdropping on the sermon of Taoist Hongjun. ? As a saying goes, "The law cannot be transmitted to the six ears." As a six-eared macaque, no one dared to accept him as his disciple. Teach Taoism.

Two years! Two years! Do you know how I have spent these two years? Did you know?

Today is Qingming Festival, let's burn incense

After all, there is no eunuch, you should tell us! I see no update from you every day, until all my flowers have withered.