Multiverse Foodie Corporation

This is a story about a ravenous army rampaging across countless worlds...

Wheat Country: Oysters are overrunning everything. The beaches are doomed.

Du Da: I'm so mad I'm drooling. What a terrible waste!

Li Er: A locust plague! The Tang Dynasty is finished.

Du Da: Grilled locusts are insanely delicious! Li Er, want another two skewers?

The United States: Asian carp are about to invade our homeland. Someone well-endowed, please help us!!

Du Da: This is no big deal, but you little guys should figure something out yourselves, too.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.