Please Beat Me to Death

You jumped off the edge of a 500-meter-high cliff and even struck a pose during the jump. But the height of the building seems not high enough, and you are not dead; "Ding, you failed in your attempt to die. You gain +1 impact absorption and +1 physical strengthening." You started to think, and then you set up an iron pot and started to stew yourself in the iron pot. But the boiling water didn't seem to be hot enough and you didn't die; "Ding, you failed in your attempt to die and gained high temperature resistance +1." You didn't give up, so you fired 100 rounds at the poster on the wall. You feel a little tired, but the intensity seems not enough, and you are not dead; "Ding, you failed in your attempt to die, and you will get the Essence Enhancement +1 and the Super Kidney +2." ... "Ding, since you haven't succeeded in committing suicide within a month, you gain +1 in all aspects of strengthening. Warning, you are one step further away from the position of a god." ........ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.