Captain Honkai Impact of the Second Dimension

I am "Lubyanka", the captain of Hyperion! However, in front of the Valkyries, he is just a cleaner who can do the air splits. He acts as a common character who is funny and makes the Valkyries happy. But I, an ordinary character, was able to dodge the ice blade of Mo Forget, withstand Teresa's Judas, and endure Mei's electrified knife... I thought this was the world of Honkai Impact III, but when people like Pao Sister, Kuang San, My King... Etc. Appeared in my field of vision. I understand that this is not just a collapsed world, but a prosperous two-dimensional world! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.