Urban Broom Star System

Ever since the broom star system was established, I will punish anyone who messes with me! Don't you believe it? Hey, be careful when walking, not only pies fall from the sky, but also urinals! And you, why are you running? It's easy to get cramps when you run fast! Oh, yes, buddy, please be careful, diarrhea can also kill someone! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.